I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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