Yo dont text me then not text me
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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