i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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