I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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