D3 body, D1 cock
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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