whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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