quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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