I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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