I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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