I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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