Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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