I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
When did we convert life to cartoon?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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