I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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