Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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