I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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