The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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