i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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