We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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