Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
zippers are such a cool invention
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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