I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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