I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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