Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think people are normalizing furries
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