Where is the hickey?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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