My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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