that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i barfeds in our rink
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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