So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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