Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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