I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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