i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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