WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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