Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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