none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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