Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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