we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
foreskin is a definite game changer
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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