In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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