i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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