Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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