He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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