Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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