apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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