Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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