Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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