It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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