He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
3 2 1 whiskey
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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