Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
