We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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