I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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