The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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