You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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