I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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