I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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