Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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