too bad you live with your parents still
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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