She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Randomize