Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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