I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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