He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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