they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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