Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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